SO CON - "The Micro Major"

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It is my opinion as a representative of a legitimate collegiate conference that the weakness of the SoCon (Elon???) does not warrant the level of trash talk that is being spoken on this site. Winning the title of Mr. Davidson is like being the top male athlete at Miss Halls All Girls School. I would hate to see what would happen if someone from the Big 12 interuppted your little competition.

Specifically in regard to the person who made this quote, "The end of August is a perfect time for me to whoop the asses of a bunch of out of shape, balding, married-dude, chumps. The hotter the better. You guys are gonna be sweatin' it out for second place. Dickinson bitches." This gentlemen has obviously been spending his Friday nights alone watching"The Program" over and over. I would like to encourage him to remember his time in Denver, and the many embarrassing defeats he suffered at the hands of a BIG 12 graduate.

I will leave you with this question. What would happen if the worst of Big 12 met the best of the micro SoCon? Are you man enough to find out?

Keep reading your books.

Sincerely ready to own you,
Jeff Bruecker, Baylor University, 2000

Pearson's dad running the cake race- in his unitard.

So if this guy can run 1.7 miles in that thing in 1974, you know I'll be rockin' it HARD come Labor day. Prepare yourselves.

Mr. Davidson Events

1. 100 yard Dash
2. Standing Broad Jump
3. "5k"/Cake Race
4. Car Push
5. Spelling Bee
6. Field Goal Kicks
7. Mr. D Shuttle Run
8. Pole Hang
9. Laundry Bag Survival
10. Cinder Block Transfer

You will see that the Basketball throw has been replaced by the Field Goal Kicks, and the Cake Race has taken the place of the mile. Sorry Rix.
All events are subject to change, but contestants will be notified if and when the events change. As of July 4, no changes will be made to the event list.

We will also be holding 4 auxillary events that will add the "team element" to Mr. Davidson. These events will be:
1. Ultimate
2. Flickerball
3. Whiffle Ball
4. Basketball

Expect 5 "Decathlon" events per day, and 2 auxillary events per day. Begin the training, work out the legs, and drink lots of water.

Hayes Trotter
Mr. Davidson Event Technician

Official Date Announced

Fellow Mr. D competitors,

Mr. Davidson "Are you past your prime," has been re-scheduled from its original May date. After counting the blogged votes, The August/September date received the most votes, and was also not 'zeroed-out.' Therefore, Mr. Davidson 2007 will take place on and around the Davidson campus Friday, August 31 to Monday, September 3. Mr. Davidson will commence with an Olympic Dinner on Friday night. Competition will take place over the course of 2 days, and closing ceremonies will include a dinner on Sunday night. Please make the appropriate arrangements to arrive in time for a 7pm dinner in Davidson, North Carolina on said Friday night. And with the Labor Day holiday, see to it that your travel plans include Sunday night's closing ceremonies.
The planning committee will be gathering information on hotel rates as it has been requested that we all stay in the same ''Olympic Village." The official events will be announced by noon on Tuesday.

Ne Ultra,

Hayes Trotter
Mr. Davidson Blognician

typos

well at least i spelled Sri Lankan correctly...

Not the Champ...Yet

1 - June 1-3
3 - Aug. 29 - Sept. 3
2 - Oct. 12-14

When do we get a list of events? I need details to refine my training. If the MickeyD's Relay is still in, I need to start introducing that into my diet now.

All falling in to place

New Year's Resolution- Kick everybody's ass (oddly enough- I had the same resolution in '02)

Preferred time to put resolution in to action- August-3 (I thrive in the heat and humidity-much like jock itch)

Secondary time to rock your worlds, October-1 (there might be college girls around and that would make me nervous)

Looks like June is out- which is great for me since it won't interfere with my training for the 2007 Badwater Ultramarathon

Holla at you later chumps,
Sincerely,
The Champ

3 spot across the board

i don't know how to do this crap. and i'm all jacked up on caffeine. i'll show up for Mr. Davidson. anytime, anywhere. i'm a writer for God sakes. i make my own rules. put me down for a 3 spot across the board.

Sri Lankan contingenent offical statement

0-june 1-3 (mom's bday and parents anniversary is on the 3rd so i wud be out fo' sho')
2-aug 29-3
3-oct 12-14

the later is also better for me as earlier dates are more likely to conflict with roations for me...

Sirrixalot's Vote--or the guy who can't finish the mile

Um, since I may not finish in the top five, this may not matter much. I have to check and see what movies are coming out on each weekend to make sure I don't miss anything good!

Here's my vote:

June: 2
Aug-Sep:3
Oct: 1 (the following weekend is Eric Conley's wedding in Asheville and I really shouldn't be gone two weeks in a row, but for Mr. Davidson, I'll make an exception--oh yeah, I can't miss his wedding because I'm officiating the ceremony).

Notice, no zeros--the same is going to be true of Mr Davidson. I will not finish last in any event. So bring it on.

Macon's Vote

3- June 1-3
2- Aug. 29-3
1- Oct. 12-14

Seriously, you don't want to put this off any longer. The longer I get to swing the kettlebells, the worse for you.

If it's good enough for Rocky, it's good enough for me.

Hayes Trotter's Vote

2- June 1-3
3- Aug. 29-3
1- Oct. 12-14

Notice that there are no 'zeros.' I'll be there any time, anywhere.

Date for Mr. Davidson

We will begin the voting on Tuesday January 9th. I need current email addresses from James, Peklo, Woodward, Apgar and Macon. Please send them to Hayes ASAP.